For Fathers Future 2024, Fox Information Virtual collected a series of “Dad Jokes” shared by our individual fathers celebrities and others on social media.
“Dad jokes are much more than those funny jokes told by men with children. They walk a very thin line between wit and silly humor, being equal parts raunchy and hilarious,” Fatherly.com, An unused York-based lifestyle blog for parents, explained on its site.
“A great dad joke is almost always a variation of the pun – a punchline that’s both super funny and cerebrally vague.”
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Read on for a selection of 40 lively, playful parenting jokes, collected here with input from a number of home and online forums.
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1. “How did pasta get locked out of his house?”
-Gnocchi.
2. “How can you tell if a pig is in heat?”
-It’s bacon.
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3. “What did the beach say when the tide came in?”
-Long week, denial of the sea.
4. “Why should you not use unsharpened pencils?”
-It’s unnecessary.
5. “Why did the old man fall into the well?”
-He couldn’t see it sensibly.
“Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!” (iStock)
6. “Why do turkeys play percussion?”
-They have drumsticks.
7. “What do you call a happy cowboy?”
-A Jolly Rancher.
8. “What do you give to the dentist of the year?”
-An insignificant plaque!
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9. “Why did the football coach go to the bank?”
-To get his quarter back!
10. “What’s the best thing about Switzerland?”
-I don’t know, although the flag is a big plus!
11. “Where do the boats go when they’re sick?”
-Up to the dock.
12. “Did you hear about the roof?”
-No idea, it’s over your head.
“Why couldn’t the pony sing? He was a little horse.” (iStock)
13. “What do you call a strange mountain?”
-Hill-Arias.
14. “I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…until “I turned myself around.”
15. “I don’t trust stairs…they’re always to do something.,
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16. “Want to hear a joke about construction?”
-I’m still on it!
17. “Want to hear a joke about paper?”
-No consideration in any way. It is tearable.
18. “What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?”
-Nothing. He was once a happy man.
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19. “Where does 007 invest his money?”
-Within the bond marketplace.
20. “What do you call a deer with no eyes?”
-Refuse the idea (refuse the eye-deer).
“You can’t trust atoms. They make everything!” (iStock)
21. “Why couldn’t the product manager get it to work?”
-He may be powerful, although he did not avocado.
22. “Where did you learn to make ice cream?”
-Sunde College.
23. “How did the pirate get such a good price for his ship?”
-It was once on sail.
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24. “What do you call an angry golfer?”
-T’d off!
25. “What did the duck say after he went shopping?”
-Put it on my invoice.
26. “Did you hear about the golfer who had no metal clubs in his bag?”
-He was once very poor.
27. “Why did the bank teller push the customer?”
-He wanted to test his stability.
28. “Why did Chitra go to jail?”
-He was framed once.
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29. “How do birds learn to fly?”
-They wing it.
30. “How do you throw a party in outer space?”
-You planet!
31. “What do you call fake noodles?”
-An impulse.
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32. “What did the Dalmatian say after dinner?”
-The collision site.
33. “Why did the rabbit go to the salon?”
-It was a terrible life once upon a time.
34. “Where do the crayons go on vacation?”
-Color-Edo.
35. “How do you make a robot angry?”
-Be safe when pushing his buttons.
36. Why did Guy move to Hollywood?
-To be in motion pictures.
37-40. Take a look at the captions in this article for four more funny captions!
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This post was published on 06/16/2024 1:30 am
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